The Handbag wept

So I've been at a conference for most of this week.
Last night I was at the Gala dinner in the Royal Musuem of Scotland.
There was wine ... this is my tasting note.

House White, Scottish Rugby (I kid ye not)
Produced in Australia, imported in Leith (tis true tis true its the sweetest taboo ... or not)
12.5% (the only decent thing about it)

And so ...
... I got watered down wine
... I got nail varnish remover
... I got a vile aftertaste
... I got drunk