Pah!

Hmmm this morning I experienced the delights of breakfast at Benjys. Normally avoid the place after various rumours of friends suffering various forms of food poisoning but hey am broke at the moment and fancied a cheap breakfast.

I eagerly selected the delightful sounding low fat greek yoghurt with mango and blueberries. When I returned to my desk, I discovered that in fact I had purchased orange pulp layered with white froth - hey I don't know what it was but it certainly wasn't yoghurt; Greek, low fat, or otherwise:( - and 3 blueberries. It also came complete with a plastic spoon which unbeknownst to me had a razor sharp ragged edge which has now cut the inside of my mouth.

This is not going to be a good day.