Fat Love

Some of us are lucky enough to find love ...

"Louise was falling for Mark on the internet. He was witty, kind-hearted ... But was there something she didn't know?"

The answer is 'yes'. She was talking to Jabba The 'Pizza' Hut.

Favourite quotes:

- We tucked into a KFC meal.

- He needed a number two ... he couldn't reach to wipe himself ... it wasn't the magic of most second dates, but this was real life.

- And a week on, installing a double bed downstairs, I stripped naked and pulled on my pink cowboy hat, then straddled Mark's bulk. 'My sexy Buffalo Lou', Mark moaned with pleasure. 'My King Tut', I gasped.

Mark is a very lucky man. In spite of his impeccable fashion sense, he'd always been insecure. Ppppttthhhhhhh ...