Fat Love
Some of us are lucky enough to find love ... "Louise was falling for Mark on the internet. He was witty, kind-hearted ... But was there something she didn't know?"
The answer is 'yes'. She was talking to Jabba The 'Pizza' Hut.
Favourite quotes:
- We tucked into a KFC meal.
- He needed a number two ... he couldn't reach to wipe himself ... it wasn't the magic of most second dates, but this was real life.
- And a week on, installing a double bed downstairs, I stripped naked and pulled on my pink cowboy hat, then straddled Mark's bulk. 'My sexy Buffalo Lou', Mark moaned with pleasure. 'My King Tut', I gasped.
Mark is a very lucky man. In spite of his impeccable fashion sense, he'd always been insecure. Ppppttthhhhhhh ...
posted by Nick Stephenson @ 11:20 AM
2 Comments:
If anyone called me their Buffalo Lou, sexy or otherwise, that would be it: relationship over.
Aah, this blog. I forget to check in but when I do, there is something delicious (or not) waiting. I still blush at that kilt.
She v right re buffaloes.
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