Measly Portion of Booze

Last night at my birthday drinks soiree, I only managed a contemptible TWO glasses of wine all night - both glasses, a cheeky Malbec from Argentina.

Imagine ...

It wasn't because the invited guests were being tight. Indeed, I was offered many glasses of vino. The problem: I simply couldn't navigate my way around the table to talk to everyone and concentrate on wine at the same time. Ridiculous situation!

Rest assured that I will be making up for the measly portion of booze at lunchtime today AND this evening.